1) Qus. : What are you doing ?
Ans. : Business.
Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX !
2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business ?
Ans. : Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX !!
3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods ?
Ans. : From other State/Abroad
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI !
4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans. : Profit.
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX !
5) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans. : Factory.
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY !
6) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory ?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX !
7) Qus. : Do you have Staff ?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX !
Qus. : Doing business in Millions ?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX !
9) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank ?
Ans. : Yes, for Salary.
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX !
10) Qus. : Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner ?
Ans. : Hotel
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX !
11) Qus. : Are you going Out of Station for Business ?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX !
12) Qus. : Have you taken or given any Service/s ?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX !
13) Qus. : How come you got such a Big Amount ?
Ans. : Gift on birthday.
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX !
14) Qus. : Do you have any Wealth ?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX !
15) Qus. : To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans. : Cinema or Resort.
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX !
16) Qus. : Have you purchased House ?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !
17) Qus. : How you Travel ?
Ans. : Bus
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE !
18) Qus. : Any Additional Tax ?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL &
SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.’s TAX !!!
19) Qus. : Delayed any time Paying Any Tax ?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!
#1 by dileep.gupta - September 12th, 2007 at 11:59
It’s true Bharat,
& this shows how the common people are serviving from thease huge number of taxes.
But u know as in every thing there is some gud or bad things… here also have some gud & some bad effects:
Bad effect u can see as for common people.
but one positive thing is that .. Government take it from us & then also return it to us by starting some gud project for common people…, by giving employment & to thease common people in all thease area in all over the country….
i mean to say see also what positive effect it gives …..
#2 by Yashodha - September 14th, 2007 at 15:00
This blog taxed my patience, huh
#3 by michael.fernando - September 17th, 2007 at 16:29
Commerce is a subject I have always hated.. it is so boring..
#4 by Wahoo - October 6th, 2007 at 19:46
Thank you for sharing!